Published on December 7, 2007 By Alternate Setting In WinCustomize Talk

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on Dec 07, 2007
only if he dint taste like chikn?
on Dec 07, 2007
What a sick world we live in.
on Dec 07, 2007
Hehe - You've got a point NT

I believe the guy that created that, now attends a support group for 'Photoshoppers Without Boundaries'


on Dec 07, 2007


Still - while I'm in the mood for messing.......
on Dec 07, 2007
only if he dint taste like chikn?


I think the author got it wrong! Poodles taste like chicken... beagles are more a cross between goose and duck.
on Dec 07, 2007
on Dec 08, 2007


Well that's just wrong .....
on Dec 08, 2007


Still - while I'm in the mood for messing.......


LOL Love Jimmy Carr,he did loads of these for his live show a couple of years ago.        

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on Dec 08, 2007
Is this very wrong......
no it's blummin' funny       

on Dec 08, 2007
Is this very wrong......


No, but I'll tell ya wots wrong, very wrong indeed... that's putting cats in the microwave!! They taste much better done over an open fire and turned slowly on a spit.

Oh, and no holding back on the beer fried onions and potatoes in their jackets.
on Dec 08, 2007

that's putting cats in the microwave!! They taste much better done over an open fire and turned slowly on a spit

I can see you are not a modern cook. 30 mins in the microwave, then 30 mins in the oven at 220C. Nice and golden, mmmmm....

Still tastes like chicken though   

on Dec 09, 2007
I can see you are not a modern cook.


Only for convenience... or when I'm feeling dead-set lazy... otherwise, to get the true culinary delight... a piece of pussy to truly remember, it's gotta be the old fashioned way.

Still tastes like chicken though


...true, but with a distinct fishy after-taste.
on Dec 14, 2007
very, very wrong...
on Dec 14, 2007

Black & White Kitten

Initial insertion, kitten was injected with 2mg equivalent dosage of Valium via Ketamine after 12 hr fasting regimen. Notice pre-drilled side hole for ventilation/feeding tube.

After insertion, feeding tube not yet inserted, ventilation through 1/4 inch side hole drilled with diamond-tipped bit.

Rear aspect, revealing initial swelling reaction from Super Glue. Rectal diverticulum to side tube usually spontaneously occurs in one week.

on Dec 14, 2007
Black & White Kitten


omg!


A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?" She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a phuck
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